so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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