grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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