You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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