Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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