im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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