oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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