i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Randomize
