Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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