I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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