apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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