Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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