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(231): View more from Michigan

i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.

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(916): View more from California

I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.

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(208): View more from Idaho

this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...

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(409): View more from Texas

white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character

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(585): View more from New York

he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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(443): View more from Maryland

I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.

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(330): View more from Ohio

It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?

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