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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.

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(802): View more from Vermont

He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(740): View more from Ohio

So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?

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(516): View more from New York

Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on

(917): View more from New York City

Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Or a taco

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(419): View more from Ohio

Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.

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