I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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