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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did yall have sex?

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  Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?

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  Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You could give me a blowjob later? :)

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  I meant do something romantic..

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Blowjob In the moonlight?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.

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