i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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