Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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