After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
