he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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