Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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