Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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