we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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