summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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