he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
dude. I can hear the air.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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