Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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