Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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