My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Randomize