Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Your you're too to there their they're. It's not that hard.
Why do people believe animals are absorbant??
Why would you let them? Never move drunk people unless absolutely necessary! Put a blanket over them and call it good.
Yes, exactly. Maybe add a bucket, bottle of sprite/gatorade, some sort of pain medicine, some sharpie art on their body, and a maybe a pillow.
and your assumption is that in that drunken condition that this was purposeful?? rookie
Your mistake was in moving a drunk to your bed. The pet part is totally a legitimate complaint.
Poor dog. If he was a poodle I'd say he deserved it though.
I keep envisioning different types of dogs. Not site which is funnier a cocker spanial or a Doberman.
Be glad he didn't shit everywhere. Things could be worse. I love dumb drunk antics. XD