Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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