Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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