Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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This is my gift to your gina
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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