I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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