Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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