what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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