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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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