okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i believe in u and ur pee
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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