I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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