I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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