Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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