what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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