Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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