ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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