he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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