when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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