my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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