5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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There r osticjed everywhere
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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