Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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