Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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