went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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