What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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