Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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