id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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