covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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