ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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