You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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