So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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