I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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