ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.