Plan B is the new Plan A
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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