i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
