So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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