He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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