Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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